This is better than any found footage horror film ever made
god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
Is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood
sorry to hear about the car :(
gofundme to get the guy a new car
“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”
Via @tjconnorstweets
wear your fucking protection
i have seen things
(Source: catchymemes)
This video is so wild. Wow.
Whew - he’s hot. Follow me at https://capitolasurferdude2.tumblr.com
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